A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain,… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes hold your head high look it squarely in the eye and say… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead; that is where your future lies. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it servitude. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.” — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Imagine you had a bank that each morning credited your account with $1,440 - with one condition: whatever part of the $1,440 you failed… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
