Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I turned to… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.” — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“So who told you that you had a chip on your shoulder?" "Never mind." I shoved a piece of lasagna int my mouth so… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Colton picked up a glass of cider and tok a sip. "We're not a couple, Olivia and I, so if you want to flirt… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
