Go out on the front porch of the house, turn the Washington Post over with your big toe, and if your name's above the fold, you know you're not going to have a good day. — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
I devised the Bert Lance Toe Test then - you go out on the front porch of the house, turn 'The Washington Post' over with your big toe, and if your name's above the fold, you know you're not going… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
Some people just decide they won't vote for you, but it doesn't have to be all negative. — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
I happen to truly believe this: Success is a journey and not a destination. — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
If you have a situation where you need help, it doesn't make any difference where it comes from. — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
If the house is on fire, and the fireman shows up, you don't question his color or credentials. You don't send him back to… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
Go out on the front porch of the house, turn the Washington Post over with your big toe, and if your name's above the… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
All these years, they've been giving lip service to saying that we are a party that is inclusive instead of exclusive. We've said the… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
I don't know how smart I am. I just try to be what I am. I hope I'm modest. I think that's a desirable… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
I did not want to be a source of diversion from the Mondale-Ferraro ticket. It appears no matter what I did or tried to… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
The press aren't willing to wait for whatever the truth is - the truth never catches up with the lie... Destroying people ought not… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
I don't see I'll ever arrive at the point where I'll say, 'Lance old boy, you've arrived at success.' There's no question about it.… — Bert Lance Copy Share Image
