I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
One of the great things about a celebrity pro-am is that you get to play along with the very best professional golfers… — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked… — Brian Weiss Copy Share Image
I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
Seve was one of the most talented and exciting golfers to ever play the game. His creativity and inventiveness on the golf… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
A lot of golfers take the club back with almost no upper-body rotation - they're all arms. And even when they do… — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
Both my parents were keen golfers and Dad was such a creature of habit that he didn't see much of me at… — Steve Nicol Copy Share Image
As every golfer knows, no one ever lost his mind over one shot. It is rather the gradual process of shot after… — Thomas Boswell Copy Share Image
I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
[Golfers] are a special kind of moral relist who nips the normal romantic and idealstic yearnings in the bud by proving once… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it… — Tony Lema Copy Share Image
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I can't imagine what it is like for Andy Murray. Tennis is about winning. He spends 90 per cent of his time… — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
Every professional golfer has a seperate coach for his drives, for approaches, for putting. In football we have one coach for 15… — Johan Cruijff Copy Share Image
The main reason I went on Twitter was to look at golfers like Lee Westwood, Ian Poulter and Rory McIlroy and see… — Lee Cattermole Copy Share Image
People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
My dad and grandpa were big golfers, and I think any boy wants to be like their dad. So growing up around… — Justin Thomas Copy Share Image
A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a… — Ben Sayers Copy Share Image
For amateur golfers, I think one of the biggest mistakes is to model their play on professionals. — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes. — Colin Montgomerie Copy Share Image
I admire the way golfers handle themselves. But tennis players are a lot younger, as a rule. There aren't many teenagers on… — Pete Sampras Copy Share Image
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer. — Dane DeHaan Copy Share Image
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
It was sort of just a family sport. My mom and dad were pretty keen golfers when I was young and so… — Karrie Webb Copy Share Image
We called [my son] Gary "Little Herschel" when he was in middle school - but then he didn't grow any taller. He… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a professional golfer. So what if you always wanted to be an entrepreneur? — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image