Golfers Quotes

I'm a golfer not a history major.

— Bubba Watson

I hate slow drivers and slow golfers.

— Joe Thornton

I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

— Lee Westwood

I'm a horrible golfer.

— Vince Vaughn

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

— Tiger Woods

Professional golfer... what a life.

— Billy Bush

I've got a lot of favorite golfers.

— Deron Williams

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

— Homero Blancas

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

— Keith Michael

“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.”

— J.R. Rim

Ben Hogan is the most merciless of all the modern golfers.

— Gene Sarazen

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

— Bob Bruce

If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?

— Larry Nelson

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

— Bruce Lansky

When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.

— Fred Couples

No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch.

— Herbert Wind

Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff…

— Justin Bieber

I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.

— Alan Hansen

The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose,…

— Gene Sarazen

Actually, I love watching good golf for obvious reasons, but I don't take inspiration from other golfers as much.

— Justin Rose

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

“One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of god’s existence.”

— Steve Aylett

I think today's athletes generally are spoiled by what's happened to salaries, but I also think that golfers have maintained the best…

— Arnold Palmer

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

— Tommy Bolt

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and…

— Harry Vardon

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one…

— Ray Romano

The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes…

— Dan Jenkins

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral realist who nips the normal romantic and idealistic yearnings in the bud by proving once…

— Alistair Cooke

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf…

— A. P. Herbert

There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if…

— Henry Cooper

There's a reason that male golfers don't compete against female golfers. They're in a league of their own, and it would end…

— Steve Bannon

Success is a learnable skill. You can learn to succeed at anything. If you want to be a great golfer, you can…

— T. Harv Eker

Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a larger package - a matter of character.…

— William Zinsser

The book on my nightstand right now isnt anything that inspired me, but it entertained me. I read a book on Labor…

— Max Lucado

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core,…

— Ray Romano

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive…

— P. G. Wodehouse

The idea that a game is anything more than a game... You know, there are people who are basically unbalanced who are…

— Gary Gygax

Old golfers don't win (it's not an absolute, it's a general rule). Why? The older golfer can hit the ball as far…

— Paul Arden

I do less of that stuff now because I figured out that when I was writing things I didn't care about, it…

— Tod Goldberg