Golf Quotes · Page 60

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…

— P. G. Wodehouse

If we had to play Augusta National in one hour, the best athlete would win the Masters. But as it is, they…

— Joe Inman

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

— Lee Trevino

My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as…

— Josh Duhamel

I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around,…

— Bobby Jones

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still…

— Arnold Palmer

If one defines the term 'dropout' to mean a person who has given up serious effort to meet his responsibilities, then every…

— John W. Gardner

You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I wouldn't recommend [boxing] to any child of mine. I would rather he played golf or something.

— Oscar De La Hoya

In order to hit a good golf shot at that moment in time when you're standing over the ball, you must believe…

— Tiger Woods

I can accomplish all those. It's really awkward, kind of, for me coming out here and being in a competitive golf atmosphere.…

— Stephen Curry

How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an…

— Arnold Palmer

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

You can give me credit on a skilled sport - golf, basketball - but when it comes to someone's appearance - how…

— Phil Heath

If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it.

— Arnold Palmer

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

— Bob Allen

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his…

— Jessica Simpson

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

— Ian Baker-Finch

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

— Sam Snead

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?

— Willie Nelson

although she went home that night feeling happier than she had ever been in her short life, she did not confuse the…

— E. Lockhart

My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can…

— Tiger Woods

If it's sports and women's golf, men's golf, and it's on TV, I'm watching it. I watched those ladies do what they…

— Stephen Curry

There's so much more to life than golf. Family is always first.

— Ernie Els

I am a fanatic when it comes to the game, so I need to know there is a golf course not far…

— Viv Richards