The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say. — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
