“See, this is the problem with cries for help. Even if people hear them, they can’t do a damn thing about them.” — John Goode Cries Copy Share Image
“My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means “too stupid to use a condom.” — John Goode Condom Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time there was a boy who didn’t get to fall in love. The End.” — John Goode Fall in love Copy Share Image
“... life sucks, and I am pretty sure Fate hates me. But there is nothing I can do about any of that.” — John Goode Fate Copy Share Image
“I mean, sure, maybe the princess did indeed date the criminal, but how exactly did they make that work?” — John Goode Princess Di Copy Share Image
“That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.” — John Goode Teenage Boys Copy Share Image
“If she understood the difference between referring to me as "the gay guy" and using my name, the knowledge was lost between… — John Goode Coming out Copy Share Image
“Every time I had dared to hope for something in my life, it seemed that fate, like a small, angry child, went… — John Goode Children Copy Share Image
“I didn’t want to be a victim, some princess locked away in a tower, waiting to be saved. I wanted to be… — John Goode Hero Copy Share Image
“For Kyle, thinking can just end up being destructive. It’s like he was always playing chess in his mind against himself for… — John Goode Frightening Copy Share Image
“It takes more courage than one would expect to sit in a car you know you're going to wreck and even more… — John Goode Courage Copy Share Image
“If you had asked me the day before whether high school could get any worse, I would have bet you everything I… — John Goode High school Copy Share Image
“So I sat there and thought about faking a heart attack so I could skip school for a few months. I mean,… — John Goode Heart attack Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have a life before you. All of that was… was just a waste of time.” I put my hand over… — John Goode Heart Copy Share Image
“I was seventeen and on the edge of an eighteen that seemed terrifying to a young man not sure of his sexuality.… — John Goode Eighteen Copy Share Image
“I even went to the source of all wisdom, I went and knelt at the great Queen of Drag’s feet and asked… — John Goode Love Copy Share Image
“That is the true crime that fairy tales commit - making people like me think that we counted in this world. I… — John Goode Fairy Copy Share Image
“Love is the Novocaine that numbs the ache, the fizz that keeps the drink fresh, it is the sore on the top… — John Goode Love Copy Share Image
“NO ONE starts a trip thinking that they might crash. Even though there is always a possibility, no one in their right… — John Goode Crashing Copy Share Image
“We are told in fairy tales that evil always loses and good eventually will triumph. That is what makes those stories so… — John Goode Bad guy Copy Share Image
“The more it changes, the more it's the same thing. But overall, things have changed. I say changed and not "changed for… — John Goode Drama queen Copy Share Image
“Really?” he said, the anger in his voice growing. I was about to answer when he left the booth and walked over… — John Goode King and queen Copy Share Image
“Okay, then, if you're sure," he said again and I almost blurted, "I'd consider hitting my mother in the back of the… — John Goode Needy Copy Share Image
“Like my own personal sun, he was not only too radiant to look at directly, I also found myself more and more… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“Your dad said you guys got into a fight.” Which was like saying that Voldemort and Harry Potter had strong words with… — John Goode Dad Copy Share Image
“I swore to myself I would never be that guy, the guy who loses his shit for the first pretty face he… — John Goode Loses Copy Share Image
“...you are your own hero. Do not wait for someone to save you, rescue you or tell you that you are ok.… — John Goode Hero Copy Share Image
“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.” — John Goode Hard Copy Share Image
“There is no happily ever after. There is just not miserable for now.” — John Goode Fairy Copy Share Image
“I am single for the same reason that Patty Hearst stays out of banks.” — John Goode Single Copy Share Image
“We're all lonely, we're all hurt, and we're all broken, Jeremy. We are all broken ” — John Goode Broken Copy Share Image
“The thing about knowing you’re broken is that knowing is not enough to fix it.” — John Goode Inspirational Copy Share Image
“WHEN I arrived at school, I prayed I wouldn’t see him while looking everywhere trying to see him.” — John Goode Prayed Copy Share Image
“I had everything before I met you." he said, unable to make eye contact with me. "Funny" I said with more sadness… — John Goode Eye contact Copy Share Image
