“She’s a goddess, which I can prove by citing her incredible temper and her knack for causing bodily harm to men with irrational enthusiasm.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“I was under the impression that Sam expected me to be someone, and I really wanted to be that person because I wasn’t happy… — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“My whole life, people have told me that I have a staring problem. They’re hilariously mistaken: I’m very good at staring.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“I swear, if Dan had claimed he could saw off more of his fingers than I could of my own, then one of us… — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“I wanted to make the right decision, but that’s the thing that nobody ever had the decency to explain to me: sometimes there is… — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“She’s a goddess, which I can prove by citing her incredible temper and her knack for causing bodily harm to men with irrational enthusiasm.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
“Dan would talk to a fucking trashcan if he thought it would listen. I would live in one to get some peace and quiet.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
