We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems. — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
