“You can’t walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you… — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“Barbaric is letting the woman suffer to be alone for the rest of her life.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“It was the kind of scream that would be in a horror movie right before someone got chopped up into little bitty pieces.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“She was in control of her life, even though it seemed she wasn’t. All she had to do was take the steering wheel and… — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“When they confronted her like this, she felt like a delicate freaking time bomb just waiting for a time and a place to explode.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“It was like he was a caveman grunting, "You woman. Me man. Let’s make babies together.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too… — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
“Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id.” — Missy Lyons Copy Share Image
