“Publishing a book is like giving birth. You labor over it and then produce what you think is the most beautiful thing in the world. Then some asshat comes along and says 'what an ugly baby'. And you want to… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“My boy doesn’t want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama.” — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“First of all he might be a she we'll be finding that out tomorrow." "Hold it, fuck no you didn't tell me about that,… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Publishing a book is like giving birth. You labor over it and then produce what you think is the most beautiful thing in the… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Hearing her voice was like seeing the sun after weeks of darkness.” — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
“Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity. Plagiarized from King David of Ysrael written sometime between… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image