None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
I say 'cuz' around Bloods, and I say 'blood' around Crips...I'm twisted. Got Mary, got Lucy, got Molly: that's wifey, girlfriend and… — Ab-Soul Copy Share Image
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I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that. — John Legend Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are not goldfish. You will have to invest some time and effort in them, other than throwing them a text message… — Pratik Kc Copy Share Image
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The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick , because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life — Drake Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend might not be the prettiest girl in the world but you should still treat her like a Queen. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Even thou money cannot buy happiness, but it is necessary in keeping your girlfriend forever. Relationships are expensive Boy. What do you… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up.… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
“But, I tell you this, there is no way a man as man as him swings for the rainbow. No way. Shame… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
I really want you baby I need you in my life I got to have you honey I want to spend some… — Stunner Shades Copy Share Image
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I… — Barry W. Lynn Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gian Luigi Polidoro and his girlfriend had written this script, it was an American comedy, and they decided I was the guy… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I went to a Baptist church with my girlfriend, and had a breakthrough when a pastor laid hands… — Jonathan Cain Copy Share Image
I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two.… — Beatrice Wood Copy Share Image
“Beauty is a hard thing. Beauty is a mean story. Beauty is slender girls who die young, fine-featured delicate creatures about whom… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
I obviously would love to have a girlfriend, but a girlfriend deserves so much of your time and energy. And she deserves… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image