A friend of mine once earnestly said to his girlfriend, 'You look so pretty tonight,' and she replied, 'You're such a dork.'… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well...… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Dont look for a girl that can be the best Girlfriend, look fo a girl that can be your Bestfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
