“My gosh," I said, "another human being." "You'll never know how human," she said. "Maybe I will," I said. "I could try." I did try, and I do try, and I give you the toast of a happy man: May… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you says the girl by the pool is a hot piece o' ass, and it turns out to be your friends daughter. — Colten Franks Copy Share Image
