You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When asked if he was a basketball player he replied No I clean giraffe ears. — Elvin Hayes Copy Share Image
I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants. — John O Callaghan Copy Share Image
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he… — Joy Adamson Copy Share Image
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Sophie is asking mum ‘Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?’ It’s so easy… — Christine Caine Copy Share Image
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an… — James Howe Copy Share Image
A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of… — James Lee Copy Share Image
If you are a jackal, you will try to reassure. Jackals try to fix people in pain. They can't stand pain, but… — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
For me, writing music is a way of processing the world. It's not a concrete thing, as in, "This piece is about… — Missy Mazzoli Copy Share Image
I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
Imagine the first Burmese "giraffe woman"; she was probably a local icon in her village in the way she put the rings… — Noma Bar Copy Share Image
Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes,… — Catherine Marshall Copy Share Image
Girls in New York look like giraffes. Long neck, long legs, tiny tits and ass. Girls from L.A rock over sized shades.… — Shwayze Copy Share Image
I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
Meditation is another dimension of natural beauty. People talk about appreciating natural beauty-climbing mountains, seeing giraffes and tigers in Africa, and all… — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
“We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
When we look to presumed sources of origin for competing evolutionary explanations of the giraffe's long neck, we find either nothing at… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder… — Thomas French Copy Share Image
If you took the city of Tokyo and turned it upside down and shook it you would be amazed at the animals… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
We walk, and our religion is shown even to the dullest and most insensitive person in how we walk. Or to put… — Reginald Horace Blyth Copy Share Image
I'm going to show you a technology today which takes insults and criticisms out of the airwaves. (Marshall puts on giraffe ears)… — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
In his anti-Darwinian book... (and eponymously named The Neck of the Giraffe ), Francis Hitching tells the story... "The need to survive… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
