I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“growing up is simply getting old. Growing up is when you don't believe anymore” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
That's one of the things about getting older isn't it? You suddenly realise that you are what you set out to be.… — Stephen Bayley Copy Share Image
Getting older is the best thing that ever happened to me. I wake up every morning rejoicing that I'm still here with… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Quit smoking, and observe posted speed limits. This will improve your odds of getting old enough to be wise. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Never getting old mane. Grown, no Rogaine. Boy you play with all that food, you better eat the whole thing! — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was actually looking forward to getting older, to have more insight, more understanding. — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun… — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
“Having buck teeth in junior high,” she rounded up unsteadily, “must be ideal preparation for getting old. For pretty people, aging is… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Advertising beauty products is easy. All you have to do is revile your customers by creating a disease called getting older, and… — Anita Roddick Copy Share Image
I'm getting older and the performance onstage was definitely, it was a bit sexier, but it wasn't too much. I don't want… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Instead of speaking about Real Madrid, Mr Wenger should speak about Arsenal and explain how he lost 2-0 against a team in… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
Im chillin back in Toronto lookin' back at my family struggle like damn a week ago I was chillin livein it up… — D Pryde Copy Share Image
Slips through your hand because they're too cold can't get a grip on what's in your sight it's like getting old, it's… — Quicksand Copy Share Image
At one point in my life, I thought getting old was a bad thing. Then I realized that the prestige, the respect,… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
“The problem with getting old was that each day had to compete with the thousands of others gone by. How wonderful would… — Daryl Gregoryl Copy Share Image
I want to see 61, and one day I want to see 90, so that means I have to keep having birthdays.… — Vanessa Bell Calloway Copy Share Image
“Good show,” Adam says as he cracks his neck. “I’m getting too old for this shit.” “You are old.” “You’re older than… — Corinne Michaels Copy Share Image
“Look at this fog. The damp gets right into your bones. It's doing my chest no good at all. I'll need a… — Christopher Fowler Copy Share Image
I cant sleep my heart is shattered, Im going to replace everything that mattered, Theres no one in this life to trust,… — Curly Girl Copy Share Image
I have been shaped by the experiences of the people who are closest to me, by the things I've learned from [my… — Samuel Alito Copy Share Image
“Then I made a stupid mistake and looked up at him. His eyes met mine, and for a moment, his face was… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the… — A. Lawrence Vaincourt Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of getting old. You got to know your role on a team. — Jared Dudley Copy Share Image