Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid! — Jake Anderson Copy Share Image
I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
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T's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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“She’s curled up reading Fifty Shades of Grey on her Kindle or The Notebook, whatever losers like her do on a Friday… — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
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-and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
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“Over the years, I've made good money in real estate, and for some reason, this hurts Stephen's feelings. He's not a churchman,… — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
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I'd always wanted to do a weekly strip, or a strip that was in installments like that. It's been fun trying to… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“The male frog, in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
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