I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, Doggystyle & 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Moment of silence for all the guys who thought they were getting laid on finals week. She wants the A way more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACT: If you clip your cell phone to your belt, your chances of getting laid decreases by 97%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shaving is a really depressing task when you know you're not getting laid that night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wearing red increases the chances of you getting laid during the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest you'll get to getting laid this year is getting laid off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
