Ya'll need to respect this. I'm Asher Paul Roth yo I'm always on the guestlist, yea I got a checklist. Stay getting checked bitch, keep your mouth closed don't let yourself get checked bitch. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life. Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite. On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Chillin watching CNN thinking damn we are damned not again. How is George Bush not in jail for treason. But Clinton gets impeached for… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
His only son, is only 21, And focus as a poet has only just begun. Pappa isn't done, he understands what this means, His… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Mario Kart skills are outrageous. Play me any day and I'll be the best racist. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely... — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Forget college, forget everything else, just educate yourself, your world around you, everything around you. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
People love to make excuses, forget all the excuses, if it doesn't work out, failure is the best thing that can happen to somebody,… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
My occupation doesn't really allow for routines, but I'm pretty consistent about tea in the morning. — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up. I'm next on the table, who want what? I am champion at beer pong, Allen… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
