It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway. — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
“Bed is the only place for protracted telephoning. It is also execellently suited to reading, sleeping and listening to canaries. It is not a good place for sex: sex should take place in armchairs, or in bathrooms, or on lawns which have been brushed but not too recently mown, or on sandy beaches if you happen to have been circumcised.… — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share
“It was still only nine o'clock when I set off on the last leg of my journey, feeling old and dirty and incapable. You… — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal. — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
“Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
“I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
“How sharper than a serpent's tooth is an awakening without tea!” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different… — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean.… — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never… — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
