While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, that they are just people. So I look at this world with a… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
