The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
“1. Total domination of the world by 1958. 2. Domination of the astral spheres quite soon too. 3. The finding of lovely ladies for Spotty Muldoon within the foreseeable future. 4. GETTING A NUCLEAR ARM to deter with. 5. The bodily removal from this planet of C. P. Snow and Alan Freeman and their replacement with fine TREES. 6. Stopping… — Peter Cook Copy Share
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it. — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
