Funny things Quotes by Eminem

I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice.

— Eminem

I had nothig to lose ,but something to gain :)

— Eminem

You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.

— Eminem

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

— Eminem

My morals went when the president got oral.

— Eminem

I can feel the heat rising Everything is on fire Today's a painful reminder of why We can only get brighter The further you…

— Eminem

But shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up! you bizzle forgot that slizzle does NOT give a fuck

— Eminem

Love is evol spell it backwards:]

— Eminem

But you'd have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's…

— Eminem

I feel like a spoilt rapper. I get to pick and choose everything.

— Eminem

Don't ever try to judge me, you dont know what the fuck i've been through

— Eminem

Im not afraid to take a stand for what I belive in

— Eminem