“Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have The Talk. Eric: Fine. You remember the book "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"? Greta: Ye-es. Eric:… — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
“In the end, a friendship between a vampire and a human is like a friendship between a dog and a chicken nugget. Sooner or… — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I have a sixth sense for things I don't want to know and her manner pegged this as top of the scale ignorance-is-bliss material.” — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have The Talk.… — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
“If your head comes off, don't start a fight in a goddamn bowling alley.” — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
