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An awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens feels like a silly surprise. Other jokes play with everyday slips, like pretending a fall is an attack on the floor or swapping a girlfriend’s call for a nerd’s prank. They also poke fun at arguments, relationships, and the tiny mishaps that make friends laugh together.

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You're so fake, Barbie's jealous

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I was smart , But then math happend

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Really I mean seriously'

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Mate, your not peng.

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Man learnt to fly like birds he has to now learn to live like a human

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I heard your a player , nice to meet you I'm the coach .

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The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P

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If school has taught us anything, its texting without looking!

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Don't use my period as a way to try to win an argument

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Some people are afraid of heights, not me! I'm afraid of widths.

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People should be glad I don't always post my thoughts on their status'.

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Buy a ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. Now you're in a relationship.

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Call me a bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.. well what about I add a…

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TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat.

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That awkward moment when someone tells you something and you already know about it well.

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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

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*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence*

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Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!!

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The awkward moment when the teacher is helping someone next to you and their butt in in your face!!

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Mom: I just ran 5 greenlights in a row! Daughter: You deserve a ticket -__- Mom: ……

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What do you do when your mother inlaw snds horrible messages? A:send her an accidental message- Thanks babe I love you and…

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You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is…

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So I hear april jones have been found! what a fool that man was

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A couple that bicker and fights a lot its lyke comedy after awhile

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Red bull gives you wings vodka gives you a 4x4

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It's all shyts and giggles...until someone giggles and shyts.

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Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho,

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“Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.”

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And please don't let the cat hut me... Amen.

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I didn't fall, I was just attacking the floor.

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Friend: Ew, did you see that!? Me: Your face!? Mhm, I did.

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Girls be like: Noooooo, you hang up first! I be like: *click*

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Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes?

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I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!!

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The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P

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That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic !! u rock:)

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There is a different between boys and parking spaces, Good ones are always taken and only ones left are handicaps.

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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

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Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What?

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The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so…

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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