Funny procrastination Quotes

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done.

— Susan Orlean

The scholar's greatest weakness: calling procrastination research.

— Stephen King

Your problems is that you think you have time.

— Carlos Castaneda

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.

— Oscar Wilde

All things come to those who wait,

— Violet Fane

Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded.

— Sandra Day O'Connor

I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after…

— Robert Breault

Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.

— Charles Kingsley

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.

— Tom DeMarco

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all

— Mignon McLaughlin

Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.

— George Horace Lorimer

The trouble is that you think you have time.

— Jack Kornfield

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

— Arnold Bennett

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

— Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

— P. J. Plauger

Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to.

— Joan Konner

Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

— Don Roff

If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.

— Chuck Palahniuk