Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
