Funny new year Quotes · Page 2

Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.

— Anonymous

I go crazier on my b'day plans as soon as new year begins! :-P :-D

— Sweety

Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.

— Anonymous

I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.

— Anonymous

My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.

— Anonymous

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

— Anonymous