Funny lazy Quotes by Anonymous

Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.

— Anonymous

I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

— Anonymous

I wish exercising was as easy as eating...

— Anonymous

'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.

— Anonymous

Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your…

— Anonymous

Im the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study :)

— Anonymous

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!

— Anonymous

My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.

— Anonymous

Laziness is a disease created by humans but ironically it comes in a beautiful, addictive form that prisons you.

— Anonymous

Saying cray instead of crazy is just plain lay.

— Anonymous

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

— Anonymous

Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.

— Anonymous

If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.

— Anonymous

I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people…

— Anonymous

I don't like morning people.. or mornings.. or people.

— Anonymous

You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'

— Anonymous

If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

— Anonymous

Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.

— Anonymous

When I try to study.i just always end up laying on my bed doing some random things :)

— Anonymous

True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

— Anonymous

Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'

— Anonymous

I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.

— Anonymous

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.

— Anonymous

Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do.

— Anonymous

My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'

— Anonymous

What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the…

— Anonymous

I eat cause I'm depressed and I'm depressed cause I eat XD

— Anonymous

If anyone needs a friend, there's 100 steps between us, I'll take the first steps :) ... you can take 99, I'm pretty lazy.

— Anonymous

Im just livin lyfe and looking good

— Anonymous

No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.

— Anonymous

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

— Anonymous

If someone can do it then, let him do it. If no one can do it then, how the hell I am…

— Anonymous

I'm not lazy..... I'm selectively productive.

— Anonymous

Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.

— Anonymous

I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.

— Anonymous

Its Hard To Break Up You Maybe I'll Just Use A Pair Of Scissors To Make Things Easier

— Anonymous