I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny when you wait for the right person to come along, you always end up with the wrong one but when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry about your injury and that you haven't thought of a more bad ass back-story for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
