I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny when you wait for the right person to come along, you always end up with the wrong one but when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry about your injury and that you haven't thought of a more bad ass back-story for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reasons why I stop replying: 1) Im busy 2) Youre boring 3) Im mad 4) You replied with one word 5) Im on twitter 6) Im eating — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
