Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated.… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
