I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always... I… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me… — August Wilson Copy Share Image
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they’ve become. Maybe that’s why we all stay away from each other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
