Funny family Quotes

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

— Wayne Huizenga

I had a very funny family.

— Zach Braff

I am from a very funny family.

— Liz Carr

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

— Martin Short

I reckon I'm actually one of the least funny in my family.

— Anh Do

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

— Si Robertson

My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it.

— Sarah Millican

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

— Wanda Sykes

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

— Wanda Sykes

My daddy. He's so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot.

— Coco Jones

My cousin hates me!! Hahaha picture evidence to come!!!;D xD!!

— Rachel

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were…

— Meg Cabot

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each…

— Adam Sandler

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure…

— George Bernard Shaw

I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and…

— Lance Armstrong

Thinks its funny how the family'' that is never there are the first to tell you what needs changed in your life!

— Nishan Panwar

Sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they’ve become. Maybe that’s why we all stay away from each other…

— Anonymous

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

— Bill Cosby

I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me…

— August Wilson

I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always... I…

— Rhys Darby

I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.

— Jennifer Coolidge

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

— Herbert V. Prochnow

Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

— Douglas Adams

~Its funny when your family turn their backs on you when you've done everything for them… ~

— She's_gone

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…

— Bill Cosby

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds…

— Robert Breault