Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Persons With Arm Scent, If Those 24 hour Deodorants Don't Work On You, You Probably Haven't Noticed That They Invented The… — Rolando Djelf Ramirez Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The teacher instructed the students to put away everything because they will have a quiz.The boy kicked the girl beside him out… — Migzylou Copy Share Image
Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night… — MeaghanB Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear coughing and sneezing please go away…! otherwise my friend medicine here... will strike you down badly…!!!!!! don't force me to take...… — Vishal Joshi Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Rule 1: I am always right. Always. Rule 2: If you think I am wrong, please read Rule 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoutout to all the '90s kids: We never needed alot, we just needed enough. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
