The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And he departed from our sight that we might return to our hearts and find him there. For he left us, and… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. — Alice Freeman Palmer Copy Share Image
Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they'd bought the outfit that was on sale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding… — Gene Autry Copy Share Image
If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when people only go to church on Easter Sunday dressing like peacocks taking up all the good seats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christ the Lord is risen to-day, Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; Sing, ye heavens, and… — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out. — Bertran de Born Copy Share Image
