You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust. — Walter Raleigh Copy Share Image
A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
The resurrection asserts a truth which is by no means always written legibly for all men on the face of nature. It… — Henry Parry Liddon Copy Share Image
Tomb, thou shalt not hold Him longer; Death is strong, but Life is stronger; Stronger than the dark, the light; Stronger than… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Celestial spirit that doth roll; The heart's sepulchral stone away, Be this our resurrection day, The singing Easter of the soul -… — Richard Le Gallienne Copy Share Image
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! — Sarah Chauncey Woolsey Copy Share Image
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
