Funny Dirty Quotes by Monica Horan

Phil is a child of Holocaust survivors.

— Monica Horan

I consider myself a glass-half-full kind of girl.

— Monica Horan

Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves.

— Monica Horan

Children stay in school, and perform better, when arts is part of the curriculum.

— Monica Horan

My favorite line to Phil is, 'You can say the right thing on TV, but why can't you do it in real life?'

— Monica Horan

I wanted to do work that elevated. Otherwise, it's cheap funny. It's dirty funny. It's degrading funny.

— Monica Horan

I always used to joke that I'm the Tipper Gore of television.

— Monica Horan

I'm on the best show in television and I get to be home most of the time.

— Monica Horan

All of us here in Los Angeles, because we've had some success as a result of our life in the arts, need to get…

— Monica Horan

I feel a part of it, watching my husband the genius be a genius. So when he does something annoying, I can forgive him…

— Monica Horan

That's right, I do make good matza ball soup; I don't use a mix; I make it from the actual chicken.

— Monica Horan

We don't own any restaurants, we did once and that's not something we want to do, because then it's work.

— Monica Horan