Funny dad Quotes

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

— Al Unser

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your…

— Bill Hicks

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

— Timothy J. Russert

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

— Frank A. Clark

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

— Charlie Day

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

— Bob Monkhouse

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

— Jim Gaffigan

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

— Bob Odenkirk