My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows. — Al Unser Copy Share Image
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be. — Frank A. Clark Copy Share Image
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's funny, I see my dad in myself when I say certain things or I do certain things. I'll say, 'That was… — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course,… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
