Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. — Sam Rutigliano Copy Share Image
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. — Ray Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha,… — Ron Shelton Copy Share Image
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by… — Reggie Jackson Copy Share Image
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. — Toby Harrah Copy Share Image
You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate. — Duke Snider Copy Share Image
Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a… — Philip K. Wrigley Copy Share Image
NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE. — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
Why do people sing Take Me Out to The Ballgame when they're already there? — Alex Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and… — A. Bartlett Giamatti Copy Share Image
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work. — Charley Lau Copy Share Image
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up. — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the… — Bobby Bragan Copy Share Image
Chicks who dig home runs aren't the ones who appeal to me. I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require… — Ichiro Suzuki Copy Share Image
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law… — Bob Lemon Copy Share Image
Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs. — Tim McCarver Copy Share Image
It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes. — Phil Rizzuto Copy Share Image
