“You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal.” — Ben van Waterschoot Copy Share Image
“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.” — The Walking Dead Copy Share Image
“I guess it’s worth a shot.” More than likely a wasted bullet, but I’ll fire anyway.” — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
“You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!” — Mark W. Boyer Copy Share Image
“I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick "No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb "Yeah, well, at least… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked. "It only works on wild animals," "So it would only… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now. We’re focused on me.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker… — Kristen Simmons Copy Share Image
“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim… — J.C. Nelson Copy Share Image
If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.” “Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm. Ari sat… — J.C. Nelson Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign… — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
“Somehow she had climbed halfway up his body before he managed to grasp her waist. He plucked her off and set her… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“I thought you'd be gone by now." Velkan "Hardly, I have to much to do." Esperetta "Such as?" Velkan "Apologize to you."… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“He done his level best. Was he a mining on the flat.. He done it with a zest.. Was he a leading… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Caddy came home on Friday evening. Perfectly Harmless Patrick brought her in his battered old car... "Crikey, Caddy!" said Indigo, and he… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“NORA [looking earnestly and a little doubtfully at him]. Surely if you let one woman cry on you like that you'd never… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Is this your holiday homework?" asked Sarah. "Don't do it, Rose! And Eve will write you a note to say it's iniquitous… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Saffy says everyone says it is Indigo's fault that their Head has two black eyes and a… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image