Funniest sports Quotes · Page 2

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

— Ruud Gullit

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

— Randy Moss

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

— Joe Theismann

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

— David Beckham

I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

— Bill Belichick

[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

— Tracy McGrady

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

— Terry Venables

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

— Shelby Metcalf

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

— Steve Spurrier

Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to

— Shaquille O'Neal

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.

— Rod Beck

I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I'm amphibious.

— Charles Shackleford

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

— Carl Lockhart

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

— Lou Piniella