He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“At a funeral the preacher holds nothing back during his sermon and speaks with reality and fear. The Amish believe that during the age of innocence children go to heaven, but for those older — the future is in God’s… — Ora-Jay Eash Copy Share Image
