Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one, you fucking asshole! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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Wow, you think you know someone, and then they go and turn into a total fucking asshole all in one week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
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