“Some confidants have wings and a beak, or four legs and a tail.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“At times the best thing you can do for someone is to refuse to help them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main roles of our financial problems is to weed out our fake friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An enemy of your enemy might be your friend. But a friend of your friend isn’t automatically your friend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Telling a true friend that you need something makes it unnecessary for you to ask them for that thing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We, when invited to hang out with and by our friend, are often a Plan B, a Plan C, or even a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Our friends are often secretly made happy, or less unhappy, by their finding out about our problems, because that reminds them that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“With success comes the never-ending task of blocking or weeding out fake friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We often want to hear, not what is true, but what we want to hear.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
