A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you. — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“I think of animals in cages, pressed close against each other.” — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
Love is like a reptile, you cut off its tail and it grows another one." Kiss Me Judas — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“Arms and legs thrashing. The hammer of blood. I’m coming, says Jude. And holds her breath. Orgasm is brief, nonviolent. What color? I say… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“I'm going to kill Jude this afternoon for fun, then eat my own putrid kidney for dinner.” — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“He has the expression of someone who wishes the rain would stop.” — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“All superheroes had pretty much the same problem. Batman was flash and sexy compared to Bruce Wayne and even Robin was a lot cooler… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“It's been too long since I sat so close to a woman and my first impulse is to move away.” — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“...men are much softer than women, more sentimental. They cry at the movies and pretend not to. The male of the species is weak.… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction to be… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
