I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice… — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby… — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy. — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me. — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away. — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth. — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work… — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
