If you were to leave the calendar on Friday the 13th, you will be killed by a witch the very next day.w — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you change your bed on Friday the 13th, you will see bad dreams throughout the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were born on Friday the 13th your entire life will be marked by bad luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Friday the 13th! It's only bad luck if you put it in your head. Think its just another day & stay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen...Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. Happy Friday the 13th! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that the fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cutting your nails on Friday the 13th is again a bad omen and can bring you some serious bad luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to kill people with a chainsaw and then say YOLO because it's friday the 13. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor and some airline terminals omit Gate 13. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Friday the 13th. This simply means that most of my children will blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday the 13th everyone, I heard if you stand infront of a mirror and say One Direction 5 times, they come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starting out a trip on Friday the 13th is considered to bring misfortune for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACT : Friday the 13th happens 3 times this year, each 13 weeks apart from the other. This hasn't happened since 1984. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never cut your hair on Friday the 13th, as it results in a death in the family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday the 13th is a very bad day for a new beginning, and thus starting a new business on this day will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday the 13th. Just warning you all before you make any weekend arrangements for wood cabins by the lake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday 13th is unlucky for some. The risk of hospital admission as a result of a transport accident may be increased by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't walk under any ladders, Don't break any mirrors, Don't spill any salt, And don't walk by any black cats. Happy Friday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet procrastinating serial killers wait until today to buy their hockey masks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have 13 letters in your name you will have the devils luck. Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. It's gonna be another blessed day for God's people, just like every other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because it's Friday the 13th, people seem to think that horrible things are going to happen, like another shitty horror movie… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday The 13th! Don't look what's under your bed tonight & don't turn off the light. You don't know what's coming.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to pass a funeral procession on Friday the 13th, you will die the very next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday the 13th. satan texted me saying watch my back...With a winky face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
