“Friday Haiku: Friday is always four days late, but brings me beer, so we stay even.” — Akash Mandal Copy Share Image
Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The emergence of Casual Fridays has created a fine line of fashion ion dos and donts. — Michael Perlis Copy Share Image
Did you know that the fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed Friday, May your day be filled with love, happiness and strength! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because its mufti girls doesnt mean its tits out tuesday because its actually friday today love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday. — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
“Death will be shattered. Hope will be restored. But first, we must live through the darkness and seeming hopelessness of Friday.” — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you! — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“All of us, Terkel concluded, are looking for “daily meaning as well as daily bread . . . for a sort of… — Angela Duckworth Copy Share Image
~I know you dont smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today cause Its Friday; you aint got… — Smokey From The Movie Friday Copy Share Image
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I date, don't get me wrong. I'm not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want to find someone… — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. — Jim Mitchell Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton will travel to Vietnam with the president this Friday. It's a fact that at the height of the war in… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
I slew him-this right hand struck the dagger to his heart. My deeds slew Christ. Alas! I slew my best beloved; I… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“Later that Friday night, after an agonizingly long workday, I was dragging myself up the deserted street thinking that the whole world,… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the most exciting moments of the day: what kind of cookies will we have with our tea and coffee today?… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
There's something helpful about the fast pace of a TV set where everything has to be finished by the end of the… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
Football-wise, I help with my 12-year-old and his team, and I play football on a Friday with my mates and that's about… — Rickie Lambert Copy Share Image
My grandmother took me to church on Sunday all day long, every Sunday into the night. Then Monday evening was the missionary… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation, which began at least on… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone, have a fun and safe weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
I've never been on a movie where they play five-dollar Friday. I must not be very observant. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
With 'Friday Night Lights,' we were encouraged to make it our own and improvise as much as we wanted. — Jesse Plemons Copy Share Image
I was in the first 'Friday The 13th,' and that was a microbudget horror film. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hit Black Friday up like you won't believe. From Rodeo to Barneys to Saks to Neiman's. — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all! — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
Hailing, thunder, and lightning on Friday the 13th?! Does this mean something? LOL — Kylie Jenner Copy Share Image
