I'm from Port Arthur, Texas! Little guy! Little character guy from one of the saddest oil-refinery towns in America. And here I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
A prince being thus obliged to know well how to act as a beast must imitate the fox and the lion, for… — Niccolo Machiavelli Copy Share Image
I cannot think of a worse way of destroying an animal. Only two other methods come to mind, and they are similar.… — Bill Etherington Copy Share Image
It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If everyone has to be a watchdog in order to make government work, then the foxes will also volunteer to serve. — William Greider Copy Share Image
And thus flowed the current of life. The seeds of the silverbell were converted into squirrel; and squirrels were converted into foxes.… — Harvey Broome Copy Share Image
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
The lily in splendor, the vine in her grace, The fox in the forest, all had their desire, As then I had… — Ruth Pitter Copy Share Image
New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
He called her a melon, a pineapple, an olive tree, an emerald, and a fox in the snow all in the space… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
When I went on Fox News people asked me why I was going on those shows. Are you kidding? You have to… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
Supposition all our lives shall be stuck full of eyes; For treason is but trusted like the fox, Who, ne'er so tame,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
What bothers me is that the cinema - what Fox News calls the "wholesome cinema that our children are supposed to be… — Tilda Swinton Copy Share Image
A Fox entered the house of an actor and, rummaging through all his properties, came upon a Mask, an admirable imitation of… — Aesop Copy Share Image
And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man; as, monachism of the Hermit Anthony, the Reformation of Luther, Quakerism of Fox,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I had crazy experience when I was talking to voters at the Nevada caucus the other night in Vegas. Voter after voter… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, and my parents are really right wingers. My dad watches, like, five or six hours of… — Jeffrey R. Immelt Copy Share Image
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the… — Curt Weldon Copy Share Image
I stole every nickel and blew it on fine threads, luxurious lodgings, fantastic foxes, and other sensual goodies. I partied in every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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