“It looked like the kind of place tailor-made for fourth of July parades and speeches by local politicians and ceremonies crowning the Pig Queen or whatever they had here. The sun should have been shining and making everything look even… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
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“The moral complexities of vampire-human love matches made my head hurt, so I did what I always did when confronted with such a moral… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“I'm trying hard to be content with just knowing I'm better than everyone else, without having to demonstrate it all the time…people are much… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“Yes, but you did it all wrong. Here's the correct way: you make it look like an accident, and then, when I'm dead, you… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“It looked like the kind of place tailor-made for fourth of July parades and speeches by local politicians and ceremonies crowning the Pig Queen… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“First, Edwin was a vampire. Second, he loved me--or at least thought my blood smelled delicious, which, for a vampire, was probably the next… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
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